Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Episode 19- Spiderman v. Batman

One of us is shallow and can't defend herself because she's traveling, the other of us prefers straight guys and takes cheap shots at her bff the other Snarky Girl... guess which is which:

LANI'S TAKE:


POPPY'S TAKE:

15 comments:

@jcsalterego said...

Hmm the same background leads me to believe that this was prerecorded as well. When will the lies stop?!?!

Snarky Girls said...

jcsalterego- the lies end when you pay to watch. kthxbai ;) lol

Drew Fristoe said...

I am with Poppy's Breasts on this one, Batman, all the way! And Lani, Batman's "Man Servant" is not Gay at all. If Batman had a poolboy, I would start to question things but nope not gay at all and I am pretty much the authority on gay stuff around here! ok thanks! smooches!

JeffX said...

I am Batman...there its out. You heard it here on Snarky Girls first...

OK, back to my cave...

@jcsalterego said...

Wait what this show is free?

Then what the hell are all these $5/mo charges for "Snarky Adult Entertainment LLC" on my credit card statement?!

Pilchard said...

Poppy... I love you!

Not in a weird stalker way... That would be bad. It is more of a OMG we are so on the same page thing. The Batman thing just sealed the deal.

Batman - Check
Mac - Check
Property - Check
Wordpress - Check

One day I'll tell you a Batman story about me from when I was a small boy. I've always been a Batman fanboi because he's just a regular guy and a bit of a geek like me. Admittedly I've not had superawesome ninja training and I don't have an awesome car but everything else checks out. I even like wearing rubber... J/K, I've never worn rubber. It is probably a nasty sweaty business and I'm not into that AT ALL.

So, yeah, Batman FTW!

Hope Israel is treating you well and good luck with the new jobbage when you get back!

Level 10 said...

SIMPLE. Batman kicks Spiderman's ass. Batman is a regular (although wealthy) dude, and he kicks people's ass on a daily basis. Spiderman had to get bit by a freakin scientifically mutated spider to learn how to kick people's ass. Here's an expression to simplify for the spiderman lovers:

x = Prior to spider bite.
y = Peter Parker gets ass beat daily.
a = Batman just decides to start kicking people's ass.
b = Better Superhero

( (x = y) < (a) ) = b

Pat and Wayne said...

Here's an expression for ya:

s = Spiderman
b = Batman
r = Robin
Su = Superman

(s + {b + r})x 2 < (pimple on Su's azz) [note: when b = jeffx, r is irrelevant and s = reduced by factor of 4. Su remains constant.]

JeffX said...

Superman would obviously kick my (Batman) and Spiderman's ass at the same time with one hand behind his back while hoping on one leg (senza any local Kryptonite)...

BUT...

Superman isn't real, so its a moot argument.

Time to go play with my new gadgets...

Scott W. Clark said...

First, I must complement Poppy on her recent outfits all with stupendous decolletage. Bravo.

Second, both Spiderman and Batman are regular guys who got thrown into the whole superhero job. Peter Parker didn't asked to be bitten by the spider. Bruce Wayne didn't ask to witness his parents death.

That said, I think Batman has done more with his plight than Spiderman. And the bazillions of dollars is hard to ignore.

One more thing, since we're talking rich guys who become superheroes, let me make a shout out to Tony Stark as Ironman. Oh and his manservant (maidservant?) is a h-o-t girl.

Pat and Wayne said...

@JeffX: just tryin to give ya props, man...now, howze about a ride in that sweet machine of yours? You can pick me up at the Baxter Building...

jessica said...

I have to go with Batman on this one. He's way smarter than Spidey and I like blue and hate red, so Batman it is!

Anonymous said...

Drew and Pilchard better watch out! Those comments are not very snarkilicious!

JeffX said...

Pat and Wayne...I'll stop by this weekend with the ride.
Many criminals to fight till tomorrow, should be done with them by 6ish...Ill call you from the Bat Phone later :)

Pilchard said...

mmmmhhhhh...

Watch out? Reveal thyself anonymous one.

Define snarkilicious.