Sunday, August 31, 2008

Sunday's Snarky Screw Ups- Week 02

It's hard to imagine we're not perfect... here are the bloopers for the week. Lani's dog interrupts again with his narcolepsy/rigor mortis and Poppy had a really rough week with the camera...

LANI'S SCREW UPS:


POPPY'S SCREW UPS:

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Episode 11- Trannies

Today's anonymous question is about this flickr group featuring men dressing as women (and might we add that the fashion choices are AWE.SOME). The question is "wtf?" and you'll be surprised at who's naughty and who's nice...

POPPY'S TAKE:


LANI'S TAKE:

Friday, August 29, 2008

Episode 10- Internet A-Holes

Jeff asks today why people are so pissy online... Lani had to do a couple of takes because she kept cussing too flagrantly and Poppy wore a wife beater top. What more do you need to know?

LANI'S TAKE:


POPPY'S TAKE:

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Episode 09- Skinny Dipping

We knew we'd end up having to talk to you about nudity some day, but we didn't know you'd get so excited so early on in the series! Poppy and Lani actually agree for once and you'll never guess who needs their mout washed out with soap...

POPPY'S TAKE:


LANI'S TAKE:

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Episode 08- Hard Heels (wth?)

Another hygiene question is asked today and apparently it's HAT day at Snarky Girls. Dr. Lani and Poppy Parmesan (you'll get it later) talk about hard heels and it's gross.

LANI'S TAKE:


POPPY'S TAKE:

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Episode 07- Football vs. Soccer

The inevitable debate between a Brit and a Texan will come down to sports. One nation loves sweaty guys in shorts while the other likes sweaty guys in helmets- either way there are sweaty guys involved (mmm).

POPPY'S TAKE:


LANI'S TAKE:
(Lani looks a little funny today and the sound didn't match up with the mouth (because the Soccer lovers have infiltrated the interwebs, it's a conspiracy)... get the hell over it.)


PS: thanks Derek for sneaking around the office to do Snarky Girls, I hope you don't get fired. ;)

Monday, August 25, 2008

Episode 06

Hardcore geekdom is today's topic- is it a good or a bad thing to be a big ol' geek? Lani says the word "nerdy" but it sounds like "dirty" (and she *swears* she said "nerdy") and Poppy teaches you how to spell an essential three letter word that will get geeks laid.

LANI'S TAKE:


POPPY'S TAKE:

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Sunday's Snarky Screw Ups Week 01

Since Sundays were made for rest (although we don't even know what rest means anymore), we thought we'd show you our screw ups made throughout the week so you can share in our misery of imperfection. Although don't tell either of us to our faces we're not perfect because we'll make up an embarrassing question on your behalf and insure everyone refocuses and throws rocks at you.

POPPY'S TAKE:


LANI'S TAKE:

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Episode 05

Today's question is about a big fat zit, no lie. It's gross, you should watch. Poppy is too important to show up today but it's cool because some days I too will be too cool for the Snarky Girls show.

ALSO: tune in tomorrow to see out takes from the show for the "Sunday Snark Screw Ups" where we humble ourselves to you and prove we're not just hot robot chicks.

LANI'S TAKE:


POPPY'S TAKE:
I'm sipping tea and eating crumpets with my boyfriend's family. Lani's answer is so good that I should probably stay away from the camera today anyhow. Cheerio!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Episode 04

Today's topic is villains. The Texas answer is far different from the British answer but forgive Poppy because she's broadcasting from her parents' house with a stupid teddy bear co-host while Lani broadcasts from the dining room (where it looks like plants are coming out of her head but they're not).

PS: if you want to see all the episodes in one easy place, bookmark our YouTube channel now!

LANI'S TAKE:


POPPY'S TAKE:

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Episode 03

Today, we address which of our hometowns is better- Austin or London? Poppy's in a really really pissy mood today and *really really* lets you know what she thinks while Lani tells a white lie (see if you can catch it) and says "vowels" even though you may think she said "bowels." Let us know in the comments which YOU think is better- Texas or the UK!

POPPY'S TAKE:


LANI'S TAKE:

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Episode 02

Today's question is regarding hairy chests and whether the two hot snarky girls like men with hairy chests. Oh, and Lani's having a bad hair day and is very sensitive about it and would prefer no one comment on it, let's stick to other people's hair, k?

LANI'S TAKE:



POPPY'S TAKE:

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Episode 01

Today's question is about dating and veganism and the answers couldn't be more different. Oh and by the way, Poppy totally referenced the wrong band on purpose..she knows it's Dead Eye Dick that sung that song and she was just testing y'all, k?

Poppy's Take:




Lani's Take: