Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Episode 02

Today's question is regarding hairy chests and whether the two hot snarky girls like men with hairy chests. Oh, and Lani's having a bad hair day and is very sensitive about it and would prefer no one comment on it, let's stick to other people's hair, k?

LANI'S TAKE:



POPPY'S TAKE:

23 comments:

Lisa Sanderson said...

OMG are there any cuter chicks out there in the blogiverse? I heart lani & poppy!!!

Matt Heaton said...

"Back, crack and sack waxes" come on, I'm eating here, and that just sounds painful.

NikNik said...

Right on sassy sisters! I personally enjoy manscapping...and don't mind being the one to do it! Now Reggie is not a very hair guy...but I do like slipping him a roofie once in a while so I can creatively trim him! He fights me...but I know he really likes it!

Snarky Girls said...

Lisa, you are so sweet and YOU really are the queen of snark- stick around and keep these folks in line, k? :)

Matt, I assure you that Poppy is toning it down for the camera... I spit my Mountain Dew out when I heard that line!

NikNik, Reggie was complaining about blacking out and waking up with his chest hair shaved into a downward pointing arrow, I just think it's big of you to admit it publicly ;) LOL

{{hugs}}
Lani

Phronk said...

You just made a lot of fuzzy dudes very happy. If I wasn't Michael Phelps, I'd totally take your advice into consideration.

Here is a question: Is being a hardcore geek a good thing or a bad thing?

Sincerely,
--Michael Phelps

Brad Coy said...

Once a late-blooming hairless teen, I've come to later embrace my Chewbacca like resemblance. However, the older you get the more this mess starts sneaking out in real noticeably "unwanted" areas of the body ... nose, ears, etc..

Being of the primal "hunting and gathering" gender, I'm just going to say screw the manscaping unless it's going to help me get a discount on fetching my breeding mate a Birkin Bag.

Thanks Snarky Girls!

Pat and Wayne said...

"Back, crack and sack waxes"...holy S & M, Batman, that sounds a bit extreme, but it's got to be the Phrase of the Day!

Snark-O-Meter rating: ok, this was a tad better, snark was evident in several places, but still not oozing from every word like it should be. Snark rating is a 6.5 out of 10. Maybe it's the subject matter...come on, somebody come up with a snark-worthy subject for the girls to sink their snarky teeth into!

And yes Lisa, these girls are simply Snarkalicious!!

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Derek Overbey said...

Thank you ladies for the awesome insight into my burning question. First of all, I'm a little scared on how Lani knows I have chest hair. I know I was a little drunk in the Redwood Room in San Francisco but I didn't realize I exposed myself. Second, I happy both of you do find hair everywhere a desirable feature in a man. I'm ashamed to admit that I was a full body shaver, but now I have two beautiful women that are telling me it's okay to have hair on my chest, on my back, in my ears and numerous other places. Thank you Snarky Girls, now I can leave the house with confidence and never let my hair get in the way again.

Misterjack said...

Following the trend of blogging, but not that of wishing men to be hairless? So educated and talented verbally, but just wishing men to buy them handbags and to make them babies? Amazing!

Society has certainly changed a lot in the last fifty years, but girls obviously remain very complex.

Consequently, men, just be yourself: Natural, wild, and selfish (Stinkingly so, if needs be, never mind!). Girls will adapt, won't they?

What a relief!
Thank you, Snarky Girls!

PS
I do love your "episodes".
Why not get paid when people watch them, for example by hosting them on revver.com?
Cheers!

Omar said...
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Omar said...

Chest hair ftw! Have been waiting my whole life to receive this kind of affirmation.

BawldGuy Talking said...

The only manscaping allowed in my house is nose and ears. And for the record, snarkophiles, The reason most bald guys are bald, is 'cuz they're packin' far more testosterone, and it literally burns off the head's hair.

At least that's MY story, and I'm stickin' to it.

NRVLiving said...

"Back, crack and sac" ...

I've looked it up in Wikipedia and it's not there yet, so it looks like the Snarky Girls are yet again on the front of the curve. Thanks for the insight - as the owner of 14 chest hairs and one unibrow (that's kind of redundant, isn't it), I was struggling with this very issue.

John said...

Thank you for letting me stay one step ahead of the primates. At least physically. I think.

Anyway, keep the snark up.

Jay Thompson said...

Yeah, exactly HOW does Lani know Overbey has chest hair?

Never mind,I'd rather not know the answer to that question.

Fat, furry and sweaty. I qualify!

And niknik, I suspect Reg does indeed enjoy it.....

Lani Anglin-Rosales said...

As a chick, I can tell you that we have spidey senses about whether a guy has chest hair or not and I'm pretty sure men emit "chest-hair-having pheromones" versus "chest-hair-lacking pheromones." Oh, and if a guy has visible arm hair, chest hair is highly likely. I've seen Drew's arms (although my initial response involved Drew, three 22 year old girls, shots of Fernet and a posh bar in San Francisco with pics to prove it but chickened out).

{{Lani}}

Drew said...

Lani and Poppy, I really enjoyed the post. I half agree with you and half don’t agree. I will give you a perspective from Gay man. It depends on the type of man, if they should be hairy or not. Also, if you have patches of hair, I say shave it. I don’t want to have to deal with that. You know what I take it back, shave it all off, much easier to deal with..... I disagree with you 2. hair = gross. I don’t want my man to smell bad, I want them to smell good. If I take the time to look nice, so will you.... well this took a turn I didn’t expect but again great show Ladies, I love it! smooches!

Alejandro Reyes said...

i'm harry & don't pluck - yay

Chad Huck said...

Just like most of the other guys here, I've got the qualifications for these two girls... just need to find a third that's not married. Anyone, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Ohh wicked I can stop waxing my chest now!

Negative returns

J said...

'Back, Crack, and Sack Waxes.' Refreshingly Outrageous.

Jonathan said...

Poppy, god bless you.

As anyone who attended Inman can attest, I'm in the safe zone on all the major categories here.