Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Where has this douchebag been?

So I (this is Poppy btw) haven't been around lately. I know what the tabloids have been saying, I'm pregnant with Dustin Hoffman's child and all that hullabaloo. I can assure you that is not the case (though I would love to be given the chance to make a baby with Dustin, so if you know him, do a girl a favour!)

I've just been unusually quiet because, well...you'll see....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do know Dustin Hoffman is like 80, right?

PoppyD said...

I know but in my sexy time machine it's the 1970s baby!

Anonymous said...

Poppy, too funny!

Unknown said...

Jak sie masz?!

'Sexy time' machine made in Kazakhstan?