Season 2, Episode 3

On the Snarkworthyness of Reality TV:

Season 2, Episode 2

Is the TSA Keeping Us Safe in the Skies?

Season 2, Episode 1

This week, we asked The Snarky Girls a really important question:

Cats or Dogs?

The Snarky Girls, Redux

Adios, Snarky Girls

Poppy and Lani have had a great time with nearly 40 episodes of Snarky Girls and it's time to say goodbye. You can still catch us around the social media universe, but we never got an offer from HBO to employ us full time, so we have to focus on our day jobs. We enjoyed being smarty pants with you guys and send our hugs and snark your way.

Thanks for watching!

Episode 38- Doggin VH1's Pick Up Artist

Today, Lani flies solo because we're talking about American things. If you haven't seen trailers for or the actual show of "The Pick Up Artist," it's awesome. Well, it's awful but it's fun to watch. What does Lani think of the host?

Episode 37: How Tall are the Snarky Girls?

Today we're talking about how tall we are: one of us emasculates men with our height, the other can't reach crap on shelves... you'll never guess who's who. TELL US in the comments which is the hotter height and why!

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Snarky Girls and Spam Emails

So today we were asked how to tackle spam emails, forward emails and all the general crap that can fill up your inbox if you look away for two seconds. You'll notice that Lani isn't here today, she's painted her toenails red and moved to Barbados with a unicorn, so don't worry about her. (Actually, she's just super busy working on a secret thing to do with AgentGenius, but the unicorn idea sounded cooler.)

Anyway...it's all about spam baby!

Where has this douchebag been?

So I (this is Poppy btw) haven't been around lately. I know what the tabloids have been saying, I'm pregnant with Dustin Hoffman's child and all that hullabaloo. I can assure you that is not the case (though I would love to be given the chance to make a baby with Dustin, so if you know him, do a girl a favour!)

I've just been unusually quiet because, well...you'll see....

Episode 35- Poppy Sucks

Episode 34- Heritage

Today, we're talking about our heritage and one is clearly better than the other. Tell us about YOUR heritage (and also, reinforce in the comments which of us has the better heritage)!

Also, one of us was too lazy to post this and it's no longer the holiday one of us references in the video. Sorry. Our bad.

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Episode 33- stupid question

Poppy's still on holiday, so Kim Wood guest hosts today and is PARTICULARLY snarky (while Lani somehow again mistakes perky for snarky). Should hats be worn forward or backward? See who BRINGS IT with props and who prefers to talk about undies...

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Episode 32- Music Prefs

Today, Poppy cut her hair off and overdosed on Testosterone pills (and likes crazy music) while Lani films from an angle where her hair looks crazy (but it's not) and has amazing taste in music. Do we like country or rap, classical or hard metal?

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PS: @PilchardMusic in the video above is an amazing amazing artist despite band nerdery, check out his remix (NSFW)!!!


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Lastly, we wish Poppy a blessed Yom Kippur, may this day of atonement bring her peace and blessings.

Episode 31- Recycling and Hippies

One of us takes labels off of cans and rinses them and recycles everything possible, the other drowns unicorns (and then says "screw you all!"). Well, that's what happens you don't recycle, right? Well at least we both look particularly hot today!

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Episode 30- Does Size Matter?

We've gotten this question so many times and always ignored it, but we thought we'd go ahead and tell you today whether or not size matters (and oddly enough, Poppy & Lani are wearing a similar shirt but are oceans away, weird):

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Episode 29- childhood memories

Today, Lani tells a story that thousands of people have been waiting on (and everyone will surely call her bonkers after they see this) and Poppy remembers going to the Disney store as a fetus-sized (isn't that weird)? Also, we don't look hot today but you'll see why:

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Episode 28- Energy Getting?

Today we've been asked where we get all of our energy from and one of us volunteers and works two full time jobs over 120 hours per week while the other one bitches if she doesn't get her heroin break every 20 minutes... so can you guess which is which?

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Episode 27 - Getting ready regime

So today we discuss how we get ready in the mornings, because should you ever have the pleasure of waking up one with one us in your bed...it's a good idea to know how long we'll hog the bathroom for.

Lani's not at her puter today (with good reason) so you'll have to make do with hearing my side of the story for now. I'm sure Lani will chime in tomorrow to let you know she doesn't even wear make up because she wakes up so effing sexy....and as for showering, showering is for losers.

Episode 26- facially hairy men

Snarky Girls owe you an apology. Poppy & Lani checked into a mental health facility last week (voluntarily, relax) and have just been released to the care of their male life partners. They are now highly medicated and likely to be more snarky and entertaining but don't tell them they both got frontal lobotomies, it will make them insecure.

Today, let's talk about facial hair where Lani doesn't share her true feelings (about pedo baseball players having a standard facial hair style) while mixing up the words mustache and beard more than once and in Poppy's take you can hear a hairy guy singing soprano in the background (listen closely):

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Episode 25- snarky girl compulsions

Today we're talking about weird compulsions we each have. One of us is eating cookies and putting things at 90 degree angles, the other is licking toppings and won't admit their insane compulsions are, in fact, insane:

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