Episode 37: How Tall are the Snarky Girls?

Today we're talking about how tall we are: one of us emasculates men with our height, the other can't reach crap on shelves... you'll never guess who's who. TELL US in the comments which is the hotter height and why!

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Snarky Girls and Spam Emails

So today we were asked how to tackle spam emails, forward emails and all the general crap that can fill up your inbox if you look away for two seconds. You'll notice that Lani isn't here today, she's painted her toenails red and moved to Barbados with a unicorn, so don't worry about her. (Actually, she's just super busy working on a secret thing to do with AgentGenius, but the unicorn idea sounded cooler.)

Anyway...it's all about spam baby!

Where has this douchebag been?

So I (this is Poppy btw) haven't been around lately. I know what the tabloids have been saying, I'm pregnant with Dustin Hoffman's child and all that hullabaloo. I can assure you that is not the case (though I would love to be given the chance to make a baby with Dustin, so if you know him, do a girl a favour!)

I've just been unusually quiet because, well...you'll see....

Episode 35- Poppy Sucks

Episode 34- Heritage

Today, we're talking about our heritage and one is clearly better than the other. Tell us about YOUR heritage (and also, reinforce in the comments which of us has the better heritage)!

Also, one of us was too lazy to post this and it's no longer the holiday one of us references in the video. Sorry. Our bad.

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Episode 33- stupid question

Poppy's still on holiday, so Kim Wood guest hosts today and is PARTICULARLY snarky (while Lani somehow again mistakes perky for snarky). Should hats be worn forward or backward? See who BRINGS IT with props and who prefers to talk about undies...

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Episode 32- Music Prefs

Today, Poppy cut her hair off and overdosed on Testosterone pills (and likes crazy music) while Lani films from an angle where her hair looks crazy (but it's not) and has amazing taste in music. Do we like country or rap, classical or hard metal?

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PS: @PilchardMusic in the video above is an amazing amazing artist despite band nerdery, check out his remix (NSFW)!!!


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Lastly, we wish Poppy a blessed Yom Kippur, may this day of atonement bring her peace and blessings.

Episode 31- Recycling and Hippies

One of us takes labels off of cans and rinses them and recycles everything possible, the other drowns unicorns (and then says "screw you all!"). Well, that's what happens you don't recycle, right? Well at least we both look particularly hot today!

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