Today's question is about dating and veganism and the answers couldn't be more different. Oh and by the way, Poppy totally referenced the wrong band on purpose..she knows it's Dead Eye Dick that sung that song and she was just testing y'all, k?
Poppy's Take:
Lani's Take:
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I feel so special since I'm the first to comment. What an awesome show. Since I like meat, I guess I will just have the girl...oh never mind. Anyhoo, my question for the next installment, How do you girls feel about hairy chests? I look forward to your answers?
Hey, awesome show. I agree with Poppy about just being honest; being vegetarian is nothing to be ashamed of. I wish I could resist meat long enough to be one.
I also want to know what you think of hairy chests. I hope you both think they're awesome, because then I could quit being all metrosexual and trimming it every day.
A couple of notes: 1) Can we get Poppy's mic volume turned up? I had to crank the system volume to hear her and she's got a lovely voice!
2) Vegetables are what food eats.
3) You guys are gorgeous and funny, but you are so women!! If vegan girl tells carnivore boy that he has to change the restaurant b/c she doesn't eat meat - he'll proclaim an undying affection for tofu if he's trying to get laid... which of course, he is. Men are crafty that way - they'll adjust to the circumstances if the payoff is within site. She just needs to remember that there won't be wedding bells at the end of the line - predator & prey don't mix long term. ;)
I agree with BawldGuy! There is nothing better than having a nice juicy steak sliced and placed on your salad with all the fixin's. (Sorry, BawldGuy...I can't eat a whole porterhouse!)
Notes on my man, MEAT: Firstly, Meat means never having to say you're sorry. Meat doesn't need a cute name like "veggie" to hold it's ground. Did you ever go to a track-veggie? No. Do you veggie your friends for a night out on the town? Not. Does the U.N. hold a summit veggie? Goodness, no. Case closed. it's meat™.
AND BTW, daughter-Lani, you'd best leave my chest hair alone in the following post. He had a hard time as an only child.
As a meat lover whose hero for many years was Clara Peller of "Where's The Beef?" fame (until she was fired), I must say that a life w/o meat would be...well, a life of veggies: boring, uninspired and nutritionally bankrupt.
Now, for the Snark-O-Meter rating: this only gets a 5 out of 10 for snarkiness. C'mon ladies, you can do better than this! Enough warm-up! Let's see some REAL snark!!
I'm on board. You gals are RSS'd. Now the big question is do I need to create a new folder in my Google FeedReader called "Snarky"? Or should I put you in the Sexy folder, or the Fun folder. My "sarcastic" folder is already full.
All man like imagining there women eating staking and bitting ribs and stuff? .. Well you've encountered some weird men with some really specific likness huh .. If you ask me or any of my friends or men I know they would normally say: I DON'T CARE ... it's the same for us... that being said, _I honestly don't see any problem in the situation you girls are talking about.
This is easy. On a first date, the girl orders wine (an expensive bottle...possibly even champagne...champagne really isn't ordered often enough, ya know?), cheese, and then desert. Skip the main course. If the guy doesn't get the hint, then screw him. Either figuratively or literally, depending on whether he's hot and dense or lame and thick.
PS- please turn up Poppy's mic volume. On my iPhone I almost cannot hear her.
20 comments:
I feel so special since I'm the first to comment. What an awesome show. Since I like meat, I guess I will just have the girl...oh never mind. Anyhoo, my question for the next installment, How do you girls feel about hairy chests? I look forward to your answers?
"eat a steak bro" LOL
the next "don't tase me bro"?
Hey, awesome show. I agree with Poppy about just being honest; being vegetarian is nothing to be ashamed of. I wish I could resist meat long enough to be one.
I also want to know what you think of hairy chests. I hope you both think they're awesome, because then I could quit being all metrosexual and trimming it every day.
Great start!!
A couple of notes:
1) Can we get Poppy's mic volume turned up? I had to crank the system volume to hear her and she's got a lovely voice!
2) Vegetables are what food eats.
3) You guys are gorgeous and funny, but you are so women!! If vegan girl tells carnivore boy that he has to change the restaurant b/c she doesn't eat meat - he'll proclaim an undying affection for tofu if he's trying to get laid... which of course, he is. Men are crafty that way - they'll adjust to the circumstances if the payoff is within site. She just needs to remember that there won't be wedding bells at the end of the line - predator & prey don't mix long term. ;)
I can totally be louder...get ready for me to be super loud tomorrow! Thanks for stopping by :-D
The Lord created veggies to add color to a plate half filled with a medium rare porterhouse steak.
Sounds like they'll be on the outs before the ins.
I agree with BawldGuy! There is nothing better than having a nice juicy steak sliced and placed on your salad with all the fixin's. (Sorry, BawldGuy...I can't eat a whole porterhouse!)
Love this idea!
meat vs. veggies...mmmmm.....let me think......(the Derek comment still has me thinking)
I think the guy has a good strategy there to try to convert the Vegan....but honestly, if they can't agree on food, they have absolutely no future.
oh...and AgentGenius.com does ROCK!
Notes on my man, MEAT: Firstly, Meat means never having to say you're sorry. Meat doesn't need a cute name like "veggie" to hold it's ground. Did you ever go to a track-veggie? No. Do you veggie your friends for a night out on the town? Not. Does the U.N. hold a summit veggie? Goodness, no. Case closed. it's meat™.
AND BTW, daughter-Lani, you'd best leave my chest hair alone in the following post. He had a hard time as an only child.
As a meat lover whose hero for many years was Clara Peller of "Where's The Beef?" fame (until she was fired), I must say that a life w/o meat would be...well, a life of veggies: boring, uninspired and nutritionally bankrupt.
Now, for the Snark-O-Meter rating: this only gets a 5 out of 10 for snarkiness. C'mon ladies, you can do better than this! Enough warm-up! Let's see some REAL snark!!
I would say go with the Bacon Cheeseburger instead of the steak. Its a 2fer1 deal.
I'm on board. You gals are RSS'd. Now the big question is do I need to create a new folder in my Google FeedReader called "Snarky"? Or should I put you in the Sexy folder, or the Fun folder. My "sarcastic" folder is already full.
Very interesting, indeed! (LOL) Wassup ladies! I see you've been busy. Can't wait for the next installment (LOL).
I had a great comment, but I got all flustered watching those videos.
Damn, you two are HOT!
All man like imagining there women eating staking and bitting ribs and stuff? .. Well you've encountered some weird men with some really specific likness huh .. If you ask me or any of my friends or men I know they would normally say: I DON'T CARE ... it's the same for us... that being said, _I honestly don't see any problem in the situation you girls are talking about.
@Hache....HUH???
cool, eat for your blood group, depends where your tribe's from is what I'm hearing these days! ..
This is easy. On a first date, the girl orders wine (an expensive bottle...possibly even champagne...champagne really isn't ordered often enough, ya know?), cheese, and then desert. Skip the main course. If the guy doesn't get the hint, then screw him. Either figuratively or literally, depending on whether he's hot and dense or lame and thick.
PS- please turn up Poppy's mic volume. On my iPhone I almost cannot hear her.
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