Episode 30- Does Size Matter?

We've gotten this question so many times and always ignored it, but we thought we'd go ahead and tell you today whether or not size matters (and oddly enough, Poppy & Lani are wearing a similar shirt but are oceans away, weird):

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Episode 29- childhood memories

Today, Lani tells a story that thousands of people have been waiting on (and everyone will surely call her bonkers after they see this) and Poppy remembers going to the Disney store as a fetus-sized (isn't that weird)? Also, we don't look hot today but you'll see why:

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Episode 28- Energy Getting?

Today we've been asked where we get all of our energy from and one of us volunteers and works two full time jobs over 120 hours per week while the other one bitches if she doesn't get her heroin break every 20 minutes... so can you guess which is which?

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Episode 27 - Getting ready regime

So today we discuss how we get ready in the mornings, because should you ever have the pleasure of waking up one with one us in your bed...it's a good idea to know how long we'll hog the bathroom for.

Lani's not at her puter today (with good reason) so you'll have to make do with hearing my side of the story for now. I'm sure Lani will chime in tomorrow to let you know she doesn't even wear make up because she wakes up so effing sexy....and as for showering, showering is for losers.

Episode 26- facially hairy men

Snarky Girls owe you an apology. Poppy & Lani checked into a mental health facility last week (voluntarily, relax) and have just been released to the care of their male life partners. They are now highly medicated and likely to be more snarky and entertaining but don't tell them they both got frontal lobotomies, it will make them insecure.

Today, let's talk about facial hair where Lani doesn't share her true feelings (about pedo baseball players having a standard facial hair style) while mixing up the words mustache and beard more than once and in Poppy's take you can hear a hairy guy singing soprano in the background (listen closely):

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Episode 25- snarky girl compulsions

Today we're talking about weird compulsions we each have. One of us is eating cookies and putting things at 90 degree angles, the other is licking toppings and won't admit their insane compulsions are, in fact, insane:

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Episode 24- Coke or Pepsi?

Believe it or not, today's question comes from Jeff (but NOT the Jeff who's dominated the last week of Snarky Girls with his questions, this is a way different, hairier Jeff! He wants to know what's better, Coke or Pepsi and Poppy's on a plane somewhere, so Lani's flying solo, be sure to comment about how great she looks today because the Jeffs will not have her back in the comments today!

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Episode 23- Daddy or Chips?

One of us knows what the hell this means, the other doesn't... gee, what a surprise:

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PS: sorry I missed posting the Sunday Screw Ups... if you miss them terribly, Poppy's are on YouTube and Lani's are in her head (good luck with that).

Episode 22- Guitar Hero v. Karaoke

Today, one of us is pissy about something unrelated and takes it out on the poor fan with a simple question (but has great earrings on) and the other doesn't know anything about anything (but has a cute top on), check it out:

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We've taken several comparison questions lately and although they're awesome, we're excited about the questions rolling in about facial hair, places to take a chick on a date, what freaks us out and crazy college stories, so keep 'em comin'!

Bonus- SIX Things About Each Snarky Girl

Poppy's out of town and we got tagged by my AWESOME friend Laurie, (THE HR expert) for a meme that requires we BOTH tell 6 things about ourselves. So I'll tell you mine and make up Poppy's for her, knowing full well hers are false:

LANI'S SIX:

1. I don't like Halloween haunted houses, I get freaked out because I can't see and even when I can, I still jump when Jason comes at me with a saw. I don't scream, I grab on to whoever's in front of me, regardless of who they are.

2. I've lived in Spain and Mexico and have a degree in Spanish but had no one to practice with when I came home so it's mostly gone now.

3. I have an affinity for cheese. I ate so much as a child I had to take suppositories many times. Totally worth it.

4. I have an insane fear of turkeys and am completely happy to eat them at Thanksgiving since one attacked me as a child in a wildlife reserve. I hate you, turkeys.

5. I can cook Mexican food really well.

6. Fernet is my least favorite alcohol. Absinthe was less harsh, I'm not even kidding. Anyone who offers me a shot of Fernet will get karate chopped in the neck.

POPPY'S SIX:

1. Poppy is 6'7" tall.
2. Poppy is Elton John's stylist.
3. Poppy's biggest fears are puppies, nuns and Jack Black.
4. She's a pianist and was a child prodigy but now only plays rap.
5. Her glasses are fake.
6. Poppy is 4'9" tall.

THOSE WHO ARE TAGGED (non-optional, blog it wherever you like):
1. Pilchard
2. JeffX
3. Drew Fristoe
4. @jcsalterego
5. The Mudflap
6. THE Lisa Sanderson


The rules to play are …
1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on the blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post.
5. Let each person know they have been tagged.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

Laurie threatened to give me a purple nurple if this is broken, so do your part!!!

Episode 21- Friendfeed v. Facebook

Poppy makes fun of Jeff for asking another comparison question and Lani tells you a gory nasty bloody ER story. Whatever, we're both looking extra hot today so watch:

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Episode 20- Tom Brady vs. David Beckham

Today's edition of Snarky Girls is about sports! Don't get any crazy ideas, neither of us are wearing cheerleading uniforms (although at least one of us has one in the closet). One of us isn't wearing makeup and the other didn't know who one of these guys was...

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Episode 19- Spiderman v. Batman

One of us is shallow and can't defend herself because she's traveling, the other of us prefers straight guys and takes cheap shots at her bff the other Snarky Girl... guess which is which:

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Episode 18- WP vs Typepad

We're entertaining Jeff Corbett by answering ANOTHER of his questions but Lani sucks and didn't answer it, so let's see how Poppy holds her own (although she's in Israel):

Episode 17- Mac v. PC

Today's question regards our preferences between Mac and PCs and as always, we take quite the opposite views here and if we were in the same country, we'd surely be in a cat fight (or a pillow fight, oooh).

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Sunday's Snarky Screw Ups- Week 03

It seems like we're perfect, but here's proof we're only ALMOST perfect. Also: Lani's a cheat because she did everything in one take so presents you with part 1 of 4 of the most hysterical thing to happen ever.

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Episode 16- Twitter Tools

Today we're talking about tools. No not like that, dirty voyeur, Twitter tools! Since Twitter is the best thing since sliced bread, we were asked what sexy Twitter tools we use and this time we want to know what YOU use and why- something shiny and sexy or something demure and classic?

ps: follow us at @snarkygirls on twitter now!

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Episode 15- Loud vs. Quiet

Which is better, a loud confident man or a quiet reserved man? Poppy tells you whether or not being Emo is sexy and Lani (who personally knows the questioner) unfairly invites him to chit chat with two taken girls, it's a laugh.

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Episode 14- Metrosexuals

Today the snarky girls talk about Metrosexuals and it may get heated... keep viewing...

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Episode 13- cats vs dogs

Someone seriously asked "which is better- cats or dogs?" You'll never guess which of us is the crazy ol' cat lady:

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Episode 12- Tea v. Coffee

Today's hot question is about which is better- hot tea or hot coffee? Either way, there's hotness all around....

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